BREAKING NEWS: Pink car parks to open everywhere!
Yes, the world has finally come to its senses. London’s first ever pink car park is to open in the capital this weekend, especially for the best cars in the city – the pink ones!
The new scheme, launching on Sunday, is taking its cue from a car park in Basingstoke (below) and in the next 12 months, ALL car parks in London will be given a pink makeover, and after that, many other UK cities will follow, including Manchester, Liverpool, Bristol, Cardiff and Glasgow. A representative from the PCPA (Pink Car Parks Association) said: “The hope is to make pink the dominant colour in the UK, followed by Europe and the rest of the world. It will take a bit of time to get round every car park but I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re all pink by 2020.”
Image from geograph
Norman Woods, chairman of the PAS (Pink Appreciation Society), said it would be “thrilling” to see pink take over the world. “We’ve always felt that pink is the superior of all the colours and now it has finally been proved. Soon, everywhere you look, there’ll be pink. I can’t think of anything better!”
How the new pink car parks will look
Image from fubiz
It is not clear if cars must be pink to be allowed access into the new car parks, but a reliable source commented: “There have been many questions around this issue, but the general consensus is that any non-pink cars may be quickly modified and sprayed in a suitable colour to avoid any pink conflict.”
So what do you think about the new scheme? Would you park your car in the new pink car parks? We’re absolutely tickled PINK!
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Sorry to burst your bubble pink car-lovers, this was our first April Fool! But we think pink car parks are a fabulous idea…